Free Credit Report Commercial – All 5

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LYRICS! =D

Rock star Rap:

When you’re a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked-out exotic cars

It’s just how I thought it’d be
‘cept the party’s not for me
‘Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID

Free What? (free credit!) report dot com (I said it!)
That’s the site I’m gonna hit when I go home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I’m finding out how bad reality hurts

Bike:

Check it out, gas prices blowing up sky high
Ditched my used subcompact for a two-wheeled ride
Now I’m rolling eco-friendly but I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had I’m singin’

F to the R to the E to the E to the
C to the R to the E D I T
re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along, it’s easy

New Car:

Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack
‘Cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E, that spells free-
Credit report dot com, baby
Saw their ads on my TV
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rollin’ phat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s getting
Laughed at

Dream Girl:

Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s.

No we can’t get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card
If we’d gone to free credit report dot com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

Pirates:

They say a man should always dress
For the job he wants, so
Why’m I dressed up like a pirate
In this restaurant?
It’s all because some hacker
Stole my identity
Now I’m in here every evening
Serving chowder and iced tea

Shoulda gone to:
Free credit report dot com

Yee-haa!

I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts

Honors
: #73 – Top Favorited (This Week) – Film & Animation

#76 – Top Favorited (This Month) – Comedy

#76 – Top Favorited (This Month) – Comedy

http://www.freecreditreportband.com/

My Favorite Comment:

sincereleeblake

I was sleeping and the rockstar one came on. I started singin it before I woke up.Lol And My girlfriend started laughing at me.These commercials are the reason i watch TV.

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25 Responses to “Free Credit Report Commercial – All 5”

  1. HAHAHAHA omg i sing these at school too and these random people like want to choke me.
    and my friend sing along cause my friends are uber weird

  2. TESSSSSSSSAAAAAA YAYA!

  3. MarleyandMiranda on December 26th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    These are so awesome, I’m doing these in my talent show!

  4. the bike one’s so catchy

  5. this addicting i sing these all day at school i bet all my friends want to strangle me

  6. favorite one is the bike one

  7. hahaha my favorite is the pirate one!

  8. guahahahah i **** to say it but i love this group of guys with the damn credit report songs. its too much guahAhahaha. LOVE IT!

  9. Shinobi123456789100 on January 8th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    ****kissing test**** hold you’re breath, the c+p this to another vid. if you can without having to gasp for air, yur an awesome kisser.

  10. i luvv da car one lolz!!!

  11. watch?v=mPsNO3MxU6s

    That’s my song/rap.

  12. i gotta say…i love these commercials but i was a little dissapointed when i tried to rent an apartment and i needed to check my credit and i thought “hey that free credit report guy is great…its a free credit report”…hardely…you get charged $15 a month to have the account and i was also thinking free triple score would work to except the first thing they ask after you put your name is “what is your credit card number for your $1.00 fee?”…well i guess nothings really free right?

  13. wow, i love theem!

  14. These are the most annoying commercials I have ever seen broadcasted.

  15. These commercials are the only reason I use freecredit report. If they stop making them, I’ll take my business elsewhere.

  16. free credit report how do u spell free credit? i want a cool car

  17. MyLifeThroughScope on January 26th, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    luv these songs

  18. PaisleyLovesDan on January 27th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    I LOVE THESE COMMERCIALS
    I Hope they keep making more
    There Great Songs

    BIKE, and CAR are the BEST ones

  19. thats my favorite one to.

  20. the bike is the best one

  21. rockstar one is my favorite!

  22. dude i love these commercials

  23. i love these commercials

  24. The one with the ratty sub-compact is my favorite.

  25. he lookz like a demon at :15

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